Transportation for Mass Creation
“Sex is better…on the road”- Dr. Phil Haussen
In 2010 Mercedes and Jetta performed a study to determine which type of vehicle best suited the needs of a wild life style. They found their answer, a sex bus.
Group sex has peaked in popularity and now people are looking for new ways to take orgies to the next level. Amphibious vehicles are being engineered to hold heavy loads, mainly living, human loads, for the purpose of sex. Instead of seeing this as an opportunity, the Secretary of Commerce, Alex DalBroichest, considers this to be a threat and dangerous to our country’s principals.
The people of the United States of America should be granted the right to express their love in whatever setting he or she sees fit.
“Jetta and Mercedes… Working together while your at home.”- Hollywood actor, Hugo Weaving
